You are fishing a water that is famous for its stock of huge carp, you are fishing with luncheon meat and you catch a specimen perch, writes Ray Robson.
Cobham's Michael Page grabbed a three gold-medal haul as part of a successful Great Britain team at the World Amateur Kickboxing Championships in Cyprus last weekend.
Cornwall driver Alan Cookson and Wandsworth co-driver Julian Wilkinson had a disappointing weekend on the RBS International Manx Rally, failing to finish due to a mechanical problem, writes Amanda Cornforth.
Irish international Mark Hanily extended his club hammer record to 55.92m at the Meath County Championships in Athboy, while clubmate Stuart Thurgood set a personal best of 57.10m in the Essex Championships to set the benchmark for Herne Hill Harriers over the weekend.
Tooting bodybuilder Neal Emms hopes a Gladiator's guiding hand could help clear a path to becoming a national champion in seven months time, writes Chris Willsmer.