"I drink puddle water" the sayings of Marcus Akin (From Richmond and Twickenham Times)

"I drink puddle water" the sayings of Marcus Akin

3:31pm Thursday 6th August 2009 in News By Lucy Buckland

Since stepping into the BB house our Brentford boy became known for his acid wit and weird sayings.

We take a look back as some of Marcus' BB best bits.

On being punished by Big Brother: "They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible."

Marcus on relaxing: “The bubble bath bottle said that I would recieve a breathtaking, sensual experience, so I'm just sitting here waiting for it to kick in."

The dark horse digestive system: “Yeah, thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing, because my stomach juices are so strong and that.”

Top TV: “This is probably the sh*ttiest big brother ever.”

Keeping it real: "The Irrepressible Dark Horse is a way of life. It's the spirit of not being repressed, restrained or controlled by anyone. That is me."

Teed off: "I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea? Because surely if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it. It would eventually just seep through all your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea."

Purrfect meals: "Cat biscuits? Disgusting? I eat cat biscuits all the time!"

Thirsty work: "I drink puddle water"